Sunday, April 24, 2011

How to avoid (an early visit from) the Grim Reaper

How to avoid (an early visit from) the Grim Reaper

Psa 90:10  The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.
Psa 90:12  So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom.

John Adam Belushi
Born: January 24, 1949 Chicago, Illinois, U.S.
Died :March 5, 1982 (aged 33)
5 March 1982, Hollywood, California, USA (acute cocaine and heroin intoxication)

Christopher Crosby Farley
Born: February 15, 1964 in Madison, Wisconsin, USA
Died: December 18, 1997 (age 33) in Chicago, Illinois, USA
18 December 1997, Chicago, USA (accidental opiate/cocaine intoxication and coronary atherosclerosis)

Joseph Ira Dassin
Born: November 7, 1938 in New York City, New York, USA
Died: August 21, 1980 (age 41) in Papetee, Tahiti
21 August 1980, Papetee, Tahiti (heart attack)

John Candy
Born: 31 October 1950, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Died: 4 March 1994, (age 43) Durango, Mexico
 March 4, 1994in Durango, Mexico (heart attack)

Michel Berger
Date of Birth Nov 28, 1947 in Neuilly-sur-Seine, France
Date of Death Aug 2, 1992, (age 44), in Ramatuelle, France
Aug 2, 1992, in Ramatuelle, France (heart attack playing Tennis)


Douglas Noël Adams
March 11, 1952 in Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England, UK
Died: May 11, 2001 (age 49) in Santa Barbara, California, USA
11 May 2001, Santa Barbara, California, USA (heart attack)

Jacques Romain Georges Brel
April 8, 1929 in Schaerbeek, Brussels, Belgium
Died: October 9, 1978 (age 49) in Bobigny, Seine-Saint-Denis, Ile-de-France, France
9 October 1978, Bobigny, Seine-Saint-Denis, Ile-de-France, France (lung cancer)

Rodman Edward Serling
December 25, 1924 in Syracuse, New York, USA
Died: June 28, 1975 (age 50) in Rochester, New York, USA
28 June 1975, Rochester, New York, USA (complications arising from a coronary bypass operation)

Solomon Burke (March 21, 1940 – October 10, 2010) (aged 70)
21 March 1940, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
Date of Death
10 October 2010, Schiphol Airport, Haarlemmermeer, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
Passed away while waiting to catch a flight at Schipol Airport in the Netherlands.
Died on a plane at Schiphol Airport (Amsterdam) after arriving from Los Angeles to perform on 12 October.



FROM THESE EXAMPLES ONE COULD LEARN

1. Eat all you want really stay away from drugs  :)==>FOOD = GOOD 
                                                                          ==>SPEEDBALL= BBAAADD!

2. Also easy on the ciggies wherever you live, Brel, Dassin, Serling, Adams?

3. Stay away from small islands with no ambos and airports are bad too, but definitely avoid torrid hot far away places like Durango and Papeete

4. Do not exercise! I repeat do not exercise!  :)
It is not natural and has killed many! Walk slowly if you must.
Michel Berger playing Tennis at @ 44, Douglas Adams Treadmill @ 49

and remember now that those who forget history are condemned to repeat it and watch for them airports and treadmills and tennis (it's a racket) and ciggies.

Oh yeah quick note also you might wanna stay away from the army and 
if you are a Canadian 
DO NOT LET "THEM" promote you to Corporal It is a Death Trap look at the numbers.




Oh yeah and did I forget to mention Solomon Burke's 21 kids so 

OBVIOUSLY SEX IS VERY GOOD FOR YA. :) 














2 comments:

  1. Love it!! Hehehe.

    Looove the lessons you took away from the early deaths of so many men!!

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  2. Very Clever Joe, love it!!
    Amanda W

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